cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

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punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

xrayandvavin:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

hrselover5:

Ali Michael | Jalous Mag April ‘14

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

subwaywhore:

I love this - Morgan Phillips Photography