talkshitnojutsu:

cover up your bra with this piece of cloth that looks like a bra but isnt

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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Lester Barnett (b. 1942)

Untitled, n.d.

Ink on paper

11 x 17”

whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

bubonickitten:

vurtual:

(by nordin seruyan)

snails: the most noble steed

I need something stronger than tea! Seven percent stronger.

We’re reasonably confident that the very next thing to happen to Sherlock and John, is the very last thing you’d expect…

Steven Moffat x

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Tunalock

Bearlock

Parentlock

Johnlock

Foxlock

Fawnlock

Werejohn

Hedgehog-john

Otterlock

Octojohn

Breadlock

Bunnylock

Catlock

Teenlock

Wholock

Merlock

kidlock

Batjohn

Greaserlock

Nerdlock

Potterlock

Buttlock

Sherlolly

Ramjohn

Angelock

Vampirelock

Balletlock

Smauglock

Tattoolock

Monsterlock

…and also:

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DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WE DON’T EXPECT?

(via sublimelybeautiful)

Seriously. I need to know who’s expectations they are planning to go against.

(via fffinnagain)

Amen.

(via some-cool-name)