cover up your bra with this piece of cloth that looks like a bra but isnt
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
Lester Barnett (b. 1942)
Ink on paper
11 x 17”
white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things
I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P
"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
I need something stronger than tea! Seven percent stronger.
Steven Moffat x
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WE DON’T EXPECT?
Seriously. I need to know who’s expectations they are planning to go against.